The High Price of Travel
I don’t want to go anywhere anymore. Sorry westside, sorry mom and dad, sorry friends in San Fransico and San Diego, sorry cabin. Gas has nearly crested $5 a gallon, and going anywhere has become expensive.
So I look to carpooling. To go anywhere, I look for people to travel with. Even though they are not paying for the gas (I haven’t asked for gas money since I was seventeen, but now I am thinking about getting one of those stickers for my car). It’s nice to feel like you are doing something!
Living in LA, the thing I keep wondering is when (not if) will gas prices break this city? When will our poor public transport system and super spread out car culture go broke under the financial burden? We rely on trucks for so much of what we take for granted. When will the food and goods stop coming?
Hell, at least it got me to actively carpool. And, I know I can do more. Here’s what I promise.
- I won’t go anywhere alone if I can help it, even though my house is kind of out of the way, I am sure I can find someone nearby to travel with me.
- I will actively carpool to work when possible. Most of the crews (except wolfie) live on my side of town. There is no reason to not drive with a buddy. Besides, maybe I can get them to drive.
- I’m going to drop my speed. The optimal speed on highways is 55-65 mph. This one will be tough. I will also need to start minding my acceleration. It’s there where the most gas is consumed.
- Alas, I am going to have to remove my roof rack. Air drag. This might give me an extra mpg or two.
- Track my MPG. Number of miles when you fill up, divided by the number of gallons you put in. I’ll keep a little notebook in my car to track it as time goes by, noting variables.
- More places in one trip. No going out for just one thing. Make lists and group journeys. Stop at Target to get cleaning supplies on the way home from work, do several meetings in a day, etc.
I Think We Were Left Behind
I had this amazing experience today. At 6:30 PM, I made it from Redondo Beach to my home in Sun Valley in 45 minutes. I took the 405. I took the Sepulveda Pass. I drove on the 101. There just were no cars out there, at all.
So obviously there is only one conclusion I could come to: The Rapture came, took away all of the pious and left behind everyone else. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture . I am surprised it’s not all over the news, well really, I wouldn’t know. I don’t watch or listen to the news. Maybe I’ll see it on the front page at Starfucks tomorrow or something. It just seems like nobody really noticed.
What does this mean for us, the fashionable sinners of the new age, now that the most righteous christian fundamentalist have all been swept up into their heavenly vortex of god’s love? Obviously, a significant relief from the worst rush hour traffic. I also noticed, a few times, that McDonalds parking lots were also frighteningly empty. But perhaps we will also see a few less holier than thou kind of attitudes! I mean, if you were holier than me, wouldn’t your ass be on the Jesus Spaceship with the rest of the rubes? Besides, the worst self-righteous ones are gone. I know that all my friends will be here! Good times!
There is also a chance, however remote, that the reason for the total lack of traffic today can be traced to some other cause… Like maybe that fuel is just about at FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS A GALLON! This is alongside the smug reports of record profits by the oil industry. Maybe, just maybe, people are not able to afford to drive anymore?
I was kinda hoping that our short-timer president got raptured. Hahahaha!
btw: check out the game they made for left behind: http://blog.wired.com/games/2006/12/group_calls_for.html
Prepping for Lightning in a Bottle part 2
More practical stuff.
